Back in the salad days, I’d had blowjobs that probably warranted medical attention with the amount of teeth action that accompanied the cock suckage.
Lisa was her name.
Thank God for porn today and all these opiate-addicted whores educating America on the proper amount of slop to douse my manhood in. Such a public service they are offering, ya know, to the benefit of my junk.
Spit. It’s like with butt sex – no amount of saliva is too much saliva. I think I just coined a phrase; let’s see if it sticks in the lexicon.
So ladies, as you enter that state of mind as you drop down to your knees and tell yourself you are gonna “suck this cock well”, let me give you a little tip. Well, it’s not that little. Wait. Now I’m confused.
My tip this: push those fingers deep back inside your throat and gag. Now again. Pull that thick saliva from your insides. Can’t? Ask me to spit in your mouth. Goddamn that the hottest thing to hear.
And drench me with that blend of our spit and go to town, princess.
Don’t be Lisa. Just don’t.
Nobody wants to be Lisa.