Been wetting girl’s panties since the beginning of time. You know you’ll take Bruce Willis’ eyebrow lift and grin over Hugh Grant any day of the week. Because, the sarcasm is what hooks you in.
The confidence in just straight up being a dick. The freedom found in the “not give a fuck” attitude. The “I know you like it, and you fucking hate it. But you love it, don’t ya?”
You know you fuckin’ do.