I’m walking on air, you never thought you could feel so free-ee-eee
You are one of the girls who can’t squirt, right? Other girls can, but not you, right?
It’s just not in your DNA. Besides, you read somewhere sometime someplace that it might not even be real, or something like that. Maybe it’s just weirdo pee fetish or something.
Keep on telling yourself that. Cognitive dissonance is a killer. You see, curiosity killed the pussy or something along those lines.
Meanwhile, in middle America, a man perfects his craft.
Left hand – holding you down. Right hand – two fingers, middle and ring, inside you, with his palm face down, body turned facing her feet…
Inside her, lifting, faster, harder, now faster, now harder, now crazy fast, now crazy hard, now oh shit, ohhhhh shit, ohhh…
Houston. We have lift off.
The Greatest American Hero just saved the day.
This man we speak of? This craftsman? Who could it be?
Believe it or not, it’s just me.