Everyone has their good qualities.
Even though this blog is a one-sided story from Mr. Cant Stop Patting Myself of the Back, I have my good qualities, and I have my faults, like anyone.
Although I may be smart enough to graduate top of my class in college, there are just some people who are downright intimidating to be around when it comes to their intellect. Some people make the most complex things seem so easy and it is irritating.
Although pretty decent looking, especially with this new full beard might I say, there is always Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and David Beckham, who make the rest of us look subhuman. Although in fair enough shape, there are CrossFit trainers who make me look like a slob.
There is always, always someone better. Well, not always. In the Dad category, I have yet to find one, but I know some really amazing fathers that I’d put at an even tie with me. My closest friend is this way, and maybe that is why he is my closest friend, come to think of it. It’s a mutual respect I have for him.
And although I can make you cry laughing and step it up a notch when I know you are about to piss your pants, there are just some who are so damn fucking funny that they command a presence in a room like no other. My old best friend, was that person. #RIP
And although I am successful in business, there are just some people who can outperform everyone else. People flock to them to have them take their money. Those people, like the Bill Gates of the world, have more money than they possibly know what to do with.
But making you cum?
Yeah Kitten, that is my wheelhouse. That, my dear, is my safe haven. I’m a “One Percenter” at making you lose your ever lovin’ mind and I love love love it. When I bring everything in my disposal at you, you better watch your ass, literally, because I intend to use it, just like every other body party you have.
I am going to eat your pussy until it is dripping down your legs and you’ve came so many times you lost count, slap you with a wet hand, finger you until you cum some more, fingers up your ass with a cock in your pussy and a hitachi on your pink bean. You will hate me and love me for being this good.
I, little lady, am a billionaire at making you cum. I’ll take that shit over Bill Gates or David Beckham any day of the week.