Apparently, a lot of guys put their penises inside vaginas and call that sex.
Now, I get it – technically they are right – yet they are totally wrong. Refer to the GIF above for some “how to”.
I have two hands and unless I am practicing my juggling skill while my cock is inside you (which does happen from time to time – hey, we all have hobbies), I might as well put these hands to good use.
It’s not like you don’t have a little pink bean that I can rub to launch you into orbit. It’s not like I can’t reach your neck and give it a good squeeze. It’s not like your breasts are not right fucking there.
I just don’t get that idea of “just fucking”.
Sure, every once in a while it feels nice to just take it easy, slide inside you nice and slow, and feel every last outline of your insides, my cock sliding into you and I experience every kegel exercise you’ve ever done.
But never using your hands? I get the feeling like most the women reading this get this “look ma, no hands” approach as their daily reality. What a fucking shame to miss out on all these opportunities a woman offers with all her bells and whistles to play with.
Not me. Settle in there, cupcake, because when I come at you I am going to leave every last part you exhausted and throbbing in a very happy way.
I am going at your neck, ass, tits, mouth, clit, G spot, A spot, O spot, and any other fucking alphabet spot we will find inside your sensitive parts.
Let’s go exploring for it.
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