Submitted by an anonymous girl.
I needed to make a copy of my father in law’s death certificate. I walked into the store. Cute young man running around helping this very needy other woman.
He rushes past me and says I’ll be right with you. I smile flirtily and say you look like you’re worth waiting for.
He trips over a stack of boxes as runs to the back. Comes back up still flushed and finishes helping the lady.
You can tell he’s still a bit flustered. The lady leaves. He takes a deep breath and asks how he can help me. I smile and say I thought you’d never ask.
I need to make a single copy of this. And in the most seductive voice I say do you think you can handle that or is it to big of an order?
Beet red, he stutters and says oh I think I can handle it. Clearly flustered he fumbles to use the copier.
Finally gets it. Hands me my papers.
I ask how much did I owe you handsome? He replies, it’s on me. And I smile and say I wish I was. And walk out.
Oh my hell!!! Such a rush. I didn’t think of get free stuff for flirting.
Oh yes, you get free stuff for flirting. Hot story. Thanks honey.
Side note: So that is UPS, FedEx, USPS, and delivery man. Seems like we need a DHL story now (first and last time that will ever be said).