Day 9. Miss Bratty’s Strip Tease
*sigh* I wasn’t going to do this day. Aunt Flo showed up at the worst time. I don’t feel sexy AT ALL. I don’t even own anything to wear that would be considered sexy. Plus I’m so freaking awkward how in the world am I supposed to dance and strip today?
*insert lightbulb emoji*
I own an onesie. While not overly sexy, it can be under the right circumstances. That much I know and have used to my advantage. Plus it makes me feel kinda cute right now. And that’s all that matters. Plus I don’t HAVE send it to you so you can chuckle at my awesome (awkward) dance moves. I set up the laptop with so I can do this. Itll be easier to play the music on that so i can dance around.
So I put on my most favorite sexy song. Closer by NIN. Unf. Seriously if that doesn’t turn you on and get you in the mood you’re absolutely crazy.
That first beat gets me every time. My hips are already starting to move. But I start to giggle because I feel ridiculous. So I push stop on the video and the song and try to compose myself. But that only makes me laugh even more.
Once I calmed down I imagined I was dancing for someone in the room. I pushed play closed my eyes and started again only this time I let the music do what’s supposed to do and lit take over.
I actually didn’t realize the song was over or that YouTube was playing another song until an ad for candy crush started playing. Of course that made me laugh again. Then cringe. I have to watch.
To be honest I expecting the worst. I mean in my eyes I could lose some more weight, tone this more blah blah blah. But watching the second try I realized there was nothing to judge myself about. I mean my dance moves could put Napoleon Dynamite to shame, but I could tell I was having fun. So I watched it twice. I think that made me feel more sexy than doing the dancing. As for the pornstar part of the task. I’ll just say the shower was an extra long one after that.
I also had it make my own gif. I put the phone down and showed way too much of my face in the video😂😂😂
Miss Bratty, very very sexy. NIN is fucking awesome. Saw them with Bowie and they totally out-performed Bowie and they got on encore after Bowie’s set, which I have never seen happen before. And a onesie is sexy if it’s sexy to you, which is all that matter. Since no audio or video, I can’t give full pts but if you want to send a converted video to MP3, I’ll tally it up. Or a video with face cropped. Links for sites to do that are here.