Easter. Believe it or not, I am a Christian, a true believer, and my whole spiritual belief system in God is built on the premise that Easter is true, so any Christian that doesn’t see Easter as a critical holiday is a fucking shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. LOL. Oops. Ah well; show me the scripture where I am not supposed to say those seven words and I might feel bad.
And the Easter Bunny is creepy as fuck, by the way. Get him, Jay.
But I do love Christmas. Absolutely love it. It really is the most wonderful time of the year. Giving gifts and seeing the happiness and joy in others. It’s that time of year where we all get to be kids again, in our hearts. I love it. I always have. Plus we get to celebrate the outdoor birth of Christ in late December. Does anyone else this that the date thing is a little off? (yeah yeah, I know the reason).