Sometimes being a guy is just awesome.
We are much wiser, clearly are far smarter, and I can’t even finish this sentence without wanting to punch myself in the dick. Even the part about having one less rib for greater agility is bullshit. WTF?
Nevertheless, there are some benefits that we with Adam’s Apples get to experience that you ladies just never get to know. Some things in life, you just have to wonder what it feels like. You have to imagine.
Welcome to my world, Miss one hundred and one ways to achieve an orgasm.
Well, one of the most amazing feelings in the entire world is that first few thrusts, entering you, and just feeling the warmth and wetness surround my hard cock. There is little in life more obvious as a gift from God than this.
This is why condoms are about as awesome as putting your dick inside a bottle of novocaine; not because it feels bad, but because you know how amazing it can feel. It is the erotic equivalent of eating a McDonald’s cheeseburger for dinner after dining at Ruth’s Chris Steak House the night before.
My lord is your insides like heaven, Kitten.
After you are nice and wrecked from my aggressive foreplay mastery, I know I have got you so wet you could put out a fire, and in a way, you are about to. This burning hot fire inside me, jumping out of my skin for you.
Pulling it out, holding my hard beautiful cock in my hands, giving you that look that we both know, and then sliding inside you, nice as slow, then all the way back and pushing nice and hard deep inside you.
Oh my lord, I am getting wood just writing this.
Feeling You. Just feeling you.