I have never had a threesome.
Now, I know what you are all thinking.
Poor TRD. Quick, get this guy two willing pussies, stat. On the double!
Seems like a crime against humanity or something, This has to be right up there in the human rights violations top ten lists, right? I feel your pain. Trust me.
You are preaching to the choir. The choir at a very bizarre church, but still. So as I seek to attend mass at Our Sister of the Holy Double Team, I cannot help but recognize my motives are suspect.
I don’t think I want it for the same reason other guys want it. I think I want it, because it amplifies what I already do. I could use an assistant. Like Houdini, I want somebody to pull the rabbit out of the hat. I want you to lose your fucking mind on a scale you didn’t know possible.
I want 4 hands, 2 mouths. All on you. At one time.
I’ll take the lead because I am rocking the dick. But still, it’s all about you losing your mind. And when you can’t take anymore, we avert our gaze to her.
Poor thing. Now it’s her turn to be ruined.
But I don’t need it for the two girls-on-me part of it. I only have one dick. Sure, you can both clean your special sauce of the sides of it but I am here for you.
Nothing has changed. Now I just have a helping hand.