Sebastian Bach’s lyrics ring through my mind somehow as I wax intellectual about butt sex; not sure how that came to happen.
Yeah, the ole’ ass hammering, back for another deep-dive, metaphorically speaking of course, into the dark side of your nether regions.
Remember when this was a ‘No-No’? A thing you never wanted to try? No way. Not gonna happen. Now you beg for it harder.
I remember you, saying that.
Now I hear, “Fuck my ass Daddy. Fuck me harder.”
Done and done, Kitten.
In time, the taboo won out. Then, you were the real winner, weren’t you?
Often I get asks or messages about how to make anal not totally suck. Where you don’t need therapy afterward. How the fuck do these women enjoy it? Are they actually lying just to sound sexier?
No. They are not lying. They love it. They crave it. They want it bad.
So the class is in session, little butt whores and future little butt whores.
Anal, is done right in pretty much one way and it is not all that complicated. So listen up, and soon, you may be one of the ‘Fuck My Ass Harder’ girls.
First, keep your butt clean. An enema is best. Sorry to be gross and all, but still, it’s the truth. Like Nike, Just Do It.
Next, Wet. Spit is my preference and a lot of it. Three is the magic number, of times to spit. Some like lube. They are dead to me. Spit. Just spit.
Now for the critical part that you, Miss Pound My Butt, just can’t do yourself. Penetration. This is about communication with, or selection of, your man.
Most anal is fucking ruined by the stupidity of men, plain and simple.
They watch porn. They treat your ass like a vagina. When they watch porn, they have no clue that long before the tape started rolling, Miss Butt For Hire was doing some prep work to handle the behemoth flesh rocket coming her way. She did an enema hours earlier. A little fingering. She is primed and ready.
Nope. You push, pop right in, hold it there and let her adjust. Then push, hold it there, and then slowly in and out an in about ten thrusts you are at nearly full intensity. Twenty and she is begging for it harder.
So just lay back, Kitten.
Daddy is gonna ruin your little bum.