Orange County, San Diego, or Santa Barbara California.
Why? Because they know how to make Mexican Food without stuffing nacho cheese sauce inside everything, it’s 72 degrees at least once a day, the women look amazing, there are no bugs feasting on your skin, it doesn’t smell like feet hatefucking buttholes when you walk outside. Do I really need to go on?
Now to be fair, the Pacific Northwest is fucking awesome, as is the east coast, NYC is the best city I have ever seen in my life (Manhattan rocks), I love DC, love parts of Texas (Dallas, FW and Austin), I somehow love love love the midwest even though the weather sucks, Colorado is amazing, I’ve never been to the south so I can’t say much but the people are cool that I know from there. I love being from here. Hopefully I get to see Europe, Australia, NZ, and few other places too one day. They just need to all learn really bad English like us Americans and I am sold.
Except that one country – you know who you are. Fuckers. I ain’t going there.