Relentlessly patting myself on the back makes my arm hurt. I used throw heat but the rotator cuff can’t seem to hold up for long durations of “I’m so fucking awesome” like it once could.
In all honesty, my ego is pretty disgusting to witness live, even if the tune is catchy. Besides, I liked their earlier stuff anyways, you know, before they got all trendy and sold out.
But still, Mr. Blog I suppose is not too far a stretch from Mrs. Blog Reader. Mrs. Reader goes to Tumblr and keyword searches ‘Rough Sex’ to get turned on too.
Oh, you dirty little slut. So fucking sexy, you are.