Thank you for the kind wishes. Today is the first day I woke up feeling totally normal.
In other words – I jerked off this morning! Been almost a week. That is when you know it’s bad. When you can’t rub one out. When you are too sick to masturbate. That’s when it is bad.
In fact, if I were a Dr., that would be one of my questions to assess how people really felt. It would go like this “So, tell me Dontatello, when was the last time you went pee? when was the last time you ate? and when was the last time you rubbed one out?” Anything over 3 days, I’d just reach for the scripts pad.
And yes, in my make-believe land where I am a doctor, all my patients are named after Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles OR Megan Fox.
So…the blog. Glad you like it. I am happy that I can serve as a bruise memory replacement until you get to have those events happen again in your life. Here’s to hoping that happens soon for you, sweetheart.