I’m tired of the vanilla with my husband and when I try to show him what I want it lasts for a few seconds and then he goes back to vanilla. I’ve send him Tumblr posts, talked dirty and everything. How to I get him to try new stuff without sounding like a crazy chick?
It sounds like you’ve exhausted your “hint” options so I’d just sit down and tell him he doesn’t satisfy you sexually. It’s a painful conversation for sure, but the pain will subside after a couple months. It beats the alternative, which is you keep on hating your sex life until you get to the point where you look elsewhere and then you have to either explain why you cheated (which would be, that you didn’t talk to him), or you realize you don’t want him anymore, and then you have a bigger issue.
Talk to him. It’s that simple.