Is this your secret softie side? Do you talk this much in conversations with your friends? Or is this the side you keep to selected people? That’s why you are so anonymous? Or is it some kind of game? A tease?
A lot of questions here, Cochise.
Is this your secret softie side? I am soft for the very very very few people in this world I feel deserve it. My kids. My mom. And the woman I love. My sis too, when she is not being dumb. And pretty much all kids tend to bring out a soft side in me. Girls especially.
I know people get a certain vibe the more they read about me and my internal monologue, and maybe what I was feeling that particular day. Maybe I was going through a time a year ago where I felt very alone but content with that, so I was more apt to write about the pride I have in my career, or maybe it was a time like over the past six months, where deep and passionate emotions have visited me that really overwhelm me, every single day, even now.
I can see how this sparks a curiosity. Am I a tease? Yeah, in a fun way I guess. It’s funny to me to dangle the skin carrot in front of you ladies a little bit, but the smart girls know it’s all a fun little game, so they play along, and it just lightens the mood a bit.
Do you talk this much in conversations with your friends? About sex? Ew. Fuckin’ creepy guy. A handful of people know I am like this. Nobody needs to.
Honestly, most people who know me would say this about me:
I am intelligent, nice, fun, humorous, hard-working, and I am a good dad. I am sarcastic as fuck, which you see a lot of here. I have a dark sense of humor that I don’t even share here much since there are more people that won’t get my jokes making fun of people with diseases are just downright wonderful to me. I am a happy and laid back guy, but when I am a dick, it’s fucking scary but I don’t do it often. Disappointing me is usually for some dumb reason everyone’s biggest fear; maybe because I am a dick. Overall I am a good person, with strengths and weaknesses like anyone else, bravado and insecurities.
Either that or they would say I am a “penis-face fucktard dicknugget”. It’s like a 51/49 split.