Sometimes I’ll get an Ask inquiring if I am into blondes or brunettes or gingers. “Oh dearest TRD, are you a boob or butt guy?” “Howth art thou feeleth about thy curviness of thee badonkadonk?” How thick is too thick? What about us Asians? Do you like “the sistas”? Those questions always are hard to answer in any convincing fashion, because the truth of it is none of that stuff ever mattered to me.
But as I have grown in my old age, one thing is certain. One thing is a fucking must. One thing is non-negotiable. One thing, I cannot live without.
Own-it, bring your conviction, top-of-your-game type Confidence with a Capital C and that shit is told only in your eyes and your demeanor.
Eye contact – never letting up. Tell me with your fucking face how bad you want it and do everything in your power to show me. Bring your extra pounds or little tits and ask me if I give a fuck. Cause I can assure you, I don’t.
But you can look like a fucking Instagram selfie queen with a perfect body and if you don’t have that look in your eyes you can take your shit elsewhere cause I am bored before I ever set sail.
Nothing. I don’t care what it is – beats a woman who believes in herself.
Plain and simple.