It’s been over a month, but your blog did wonders during my delayed flight. Thank you ?
A month? Delayed flight? I am not following you.
Is this like Tom Hanks in The Terminal? A month-long delayed flight sounds pretty intense, but it’s hot to know you rubbed your vagina for 30 days in an airport terminal to my blog. (Note: please do not correct me; I like this version to exist in my head more so than the real one).
Here is to transcontinental, marathon-like public masturbation ?