Just stared at your boobs. LOVE THEM.
Sorry, I’m a dumbass today. I want to say something sensitive, cunning, sexy, and just fantastic to woo you but I am still staring at your boobs in my mind.
Seriously, what the fuck? Why is it that women have this ability to turn me into a total Neanderthal with just the way they are. I say boobs but the truth is I’m sure your scent, perfume, voice, eyes, laugh, smile – all of it – all of you – would make me a total moron in record time in your presence.
Mr. Romantic Dominant, please. I’m as much of a weak man for women today as a I was a teenager.
Once again, I apologize if I offended you and will delete this if I did.