Maybe I'll sound cynical, but do men like you truly exist? I mean, are you real enough for 'normal women' like me or does a woman have to follow a certain cookie-cutter pattern (young, cute, tight, etc.) to ever captivate someone like you? Forgive the size of the chip on my shoulder but your page leaves me wistful, melancholy and (in some ways) resentful. Thank you for your attention.
I don’t really know how to answer this without sounding either arrogant or callous, so I guess I will just state the facts, and of course, try to be smart ass somehow along the way.
“do men like you truly exist?” Yes, mathematically, it is inevitable to find a guy like me. Secondly, I am not all that you build me up to be probably. You see one side of me. You should see how competitive I am.
You don’t see the guy who gets irritated when people talk to me while I am trying to read or the guy that needs reassurance at times from the woman I love, effectively being kind of needy, insecure, or something like that. We are all fucked up in our own ways but overall, I do believe I am a good person where it counts and I try to do right by people. I always took my career seriously so that was never a low point.
“are you real enough for ‘normal women’?” – Oh, honey. If you saw me you’d never look twice. I am decent looking but not substantially so. I move up in the pecking order because so many guys are total morons.
“your page leaves me wistful, melancholy and (in some ways) resentful“ – That isn’t supposed to happen. You supposed to go “Ahh, how tender. Now let me flick my bean for a few minutes.: Then click Reblog, drink a glass of wine, and call it a night.
Just keep your filters on for dumb guys. You will find somebody soon enough.