If you could guarantee a meeting with the Dutch Women’s National Field Hockey team, I could possibly be persuaded.
To answer your question – I visited Neverbeenthereia, Hopetogettherealand, and San Francisco (which basically is the same thing, but with more foreigners).
When I finally go to the continent that really is not a continent by any real physical definition, I want to visit Spain, Italy, the UK, Ireland, Germany, Switzerland, and The Netherlands, among others. Could you guys just call yourselves States and make it easy on us? Just fucking with you.
I love a lot about the UK, Ireland, Scotland (yes, I realize this not a country), I am of German and Spanish stock so I’d like to go to each for personal reasons, and I’d love to visit Zurich too, as far as the Swiss cities go.
Nobody can deny that France is an amazing country, so I’d like to go their and experience their passion for pretty much everything, from cuisine to art to just being a culture who has always embraced excellence in the ways of the heart. I have to respect that. It just sucks they hate Americans so much; I can’t figure it out. (TRD takes break from writing ask response for his daily ritual to thank God for his circumcised penis).
OK. I am back.
Maybe I will just go to France and convince them to love us by sheer power and in-your-face-ambition, wearing an American flag T-shirt and carrying a portable speaker around blasting “Born in the USA” on a fucking loop, learning only a few French phrases that remind them that they’d all be speaking German right now if we and the UK didn’t come save their asses. I am sure it would change foreign relations for decades to come in their love of all things American.
Can you hear that? There goes the Ratatouille demographic.