My bf wants to have anal sex, and although I’ve never done it, i don’t mind trying it. HOWEVER, what do I do to get ready? Like I mean it’s kind of gross but poop comes out of there! I don’t want my freaking poop to be on his dick or finger...?? Could you help me please...? :( Sorry it’s kind of gross but don’t have anyone I can ask to in real life
Don’t you just love the idea of butt sex?
Pardon me, I’m way past my limit in Bourbon so this one should be a dandy.
First off – your anus is not really where you store shit, it’s more of like a passageway. Think of it like the wardrobe from CS Lewis folklore. Sure, it passes through there, butt you are safe if it’s clean.
How do you get it clean? Well I’m glad you assed.
Go down to the local drug store like CVS or Walgreens and spend 10 bucks on a ten pack of enemas. Flush out your duke basket a good 1-4 hours before sex and after a BM and you are right as rain. You’ll have a clean anus, no dookie, and you will be free to enjoy his poor skills at butt sex (trust me, most guys are clueless especially here).
Make sure you use lots of lube. The rule is: no amount is too much so if you can get your hands on a 55-gallon drum I’d say go for it.
Ah. I actually just posted a butt sex post below written when I wasn’t shitfaced so I suggest you read that. See below.
-TRD (inebriated version)