No problem. Rant away. And you are right to feel pissed because it is an odd thing to say. Since he is your boyfriend and you said he didn’t intend it that way, I will play devil’s advocate for a second.
I think maybe a window into the man’s mind may help. He might have been thinking about a new position or something and realized his body and your body may not be able to do the Triple Lindy Cross Fuck Scissor Driller or something. We are simple creatures. We don’t have two thoughts at once and maybe he just blurted something crass out without really thinking it through.
I don’t know – I am trying to rationalize why somebody who cares about you would say some shit like that and I just can’t see ever saying something like that myself. I am hyper-sensitive to women’s images of themselves. I have sisters. I know that stepping on a landmine is easy, so I tried to justify that crappy statement he said, I guess.
Personally, thick, really short, with some big boobs and ass that isn’t huge enough to swallow up my average-sized dick when I bend you over sounds like a pretty hot formula to me, so don’t go developing some insecurities because you sound pretty fucking amazing to me. I’ll take that recipe over about a dozen others any day.
Stick your tits out. Put on a happy face. You are sexy as fuck. Besides, his Weiner has that one thing about it that is not all that special and just downright sad. Just remember that and giggle every time you think of his dumb statement,