Now there are really two ways that a man can cum; physically I mean.
And don’t give me your Reiki massage voodoo bullshit either. Or a “mental orgasm”, as if that is a real thing. Just spare me Women’s and Men’s Health magazines – I’ve stared into the eyes of a woman as each of my tested theories has wiped her out and nowhere did I find the ‘earlobe orgasm’ to be anything but nonsense so your editorials are suspect, to begin with.
Nope. No Reikigasm. We are on planet earth here Miss Barter System, so let’s be real for a moment.
Men – we cum two ways. We have the good old fashioned old dick stimulation orgasm (probably not New England Journal of Medicine’s official term), and then we have, the lesser known yet just as earth-shattering, prostate orgasm.
Ya’ know – up my butt.
Now I couldn’t give two flying fucks who think their ass being played with is gay. If so, sign me up for the next parade in the Castro cause this shit feels fucking downright unbelievable.
So for the fellas out there that have never had a buttgasm, I suggest you find a way to leave the “Never Came From Your Ass” demographic and feel what it’s like to shoot a load out of a semi-hard, or even sometimes a flaccid dick. Side note: now on the “Never Came From You Ass” demographic part – that actually IS the official Census Bureau term; I hope you enjoy filling out the long form come the 2020 Decennial.
If you are too “man” to let a girl play with your ass then you are a moron. Big bad Dom too “manly” to let her get up in you because you played smear the queer as a kid and now it’s just too hard to let go of your homophobia or some shit.
Get up in there, baby girl.
Bring it on. Go to town Kitty Cat and watch the cum you milk from me like a champ start coming out.
Get proud of what you did to me. Send a wink my way and grin like you know something I don’t when my moans just make your pussy drenched.
The noises and moans you’ll get from me in this state is just downright embarrassing. I can’t control these moans, but you already know that don’t you, cupcake?
So “come here” my backside and rock me to my core. Stroke and suck the shaft. Keep it going.
Yeah, just like that princess.
Yeah, just like that.