So, Miss Tumblr, for some reason this week I have received the same general question in a message multiple times, from completely different people.
Because of this, it tells me that it is probably on more than just three people’s minds. I’ve received this same question since the blog started, and I expect I will receive it again and again and again.
The question goes something like this:
“Dear Mr. Badass Motherfucking Awesome God of a Man…”
Okay, I made that part up.
Let’s try this again. It goes more like this:
“Hey, TRD. I have a question. All this stuff in the blog. Is it really, real? Or is this just all talk? Is it even possible, the stuff you say? You know, the orgasms and D/s stuff and all?”
“PS. You are one Badass Motherfucking Awesome God of a Man.” Sorry, Miss Tumblr, but I couldn’t resist.
Well, my answer is always the same. It goes like this: “minus the few posts of rope play (which I have very limited experience, currently) and the threesome fantasies (which are always written as fantasies), the answer is… Yes, Miss Tumblr – it is 100% spot on.”
Yes – it is possible for you to have 10 orgasms with no toys involved. Yes, you can cum five times from just oral. Why not 10? Yes, I can finger a dozen out of you, if I am so inclined.
How do I know this? Because I’ve seen it with my own two eyes more times than I could even count.
I am not alone. Plenty of men know this to be true and plenty of women have their own stories of how they were taken in this way by a man. Foreplay is really is not all that complicated, but foreplay is the key, in my opinion. Foreplay is the cornerstone of it all.
Now bring the toys to the party and we are shattering records.
So, for all those young girls out there that have yet to experience multiple orgasms and all the older ones who somehow got dealt a bunch of duds in bed, I suggest you ladies increase your search radius. He is out there.
So, for you girls in the “not buying category”, the next time you read Mr. Bravado’s Posts, just rest easy in the idea that yeah, it’s all fucking real, and one day you too will be on your back with your own personal attentive man.
He’ll be stuffing his wet fingers in your mouth as you ache for your own taste. Your body, now feeling its orgasms into the double digits, will be thoroughly wrecked and peeling yourself off of the floor will seem like a Herculean effort for a good five to ten minutes.
Your pussy, beating like a drum, wetter than you knew was even possible, and you know in your mind that you are going to feel this for the next few days. Not sure how yet, but you know you will feel it.
A wet spot on your bed bigger than if you dumped a pitcher of water on your mattress.
And a man standing over you, with a deep sense of raw pride that you ache for in a whole new way, and he is barely breathing hard.
Yeah. Welcome to my world.
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