On the First Day of Christmas…
I’ve been thinking all day about this cucumber I bought the other day. It’s long, and because I like to make sandwiches out of them (I don’t like bread), it’s also fairly round. Much bigger than my dildo, so obviously it’s perfect for this task.
Now, I don’t have any condoms, so I washed it really well. Then I washed it again. When I felt it was good and clean, I headed to the couch and got to work.
Now it’s a game night, so I threw it on and hunkered down on the couch. 30 minutes isn’t too bad, and I’ve gotten fairly adept at edging since the first time you had us do this.
I start off rubbing my clit just a little before slipping my fingers inside myself and working for just a minute to gather some wetness. While I work my fingers I take the cucumber in my mouth, licking and sucking, getting it nice and wet as well.
Now it’s pretty thick, and it takes a little adjusting, but then it’s in. Oh man, is it in. Fuck. This is almost as good as the screwdriver! The cuke also has ridges along the edges, and the rounded end hits me so fine. So I’m working it inside me, slower then faster, shallow then deep, knowing I’m not gonna cum just from this I play around with the rhythm. Cum or not it feels amaze.
Now I’m about 20 or so minutes in when I hear it – someone knocking on the door! Shit. No one knocks, they just come in….wait, no, I actually locked the door tonight, okay phew. I have a minute here.
I pull my dress down and cucumber in hand rush to the door.
Enter the bfs bff! Omg, the timing on this guy.
I open the door and invite him in.
Bf isn’t home I tell him.
Well shit says he. I was in town, haven’t seen you all in a while.
Then…”You making a salad he asks”, eyeing the cucumber.
Oh! I exclaim. Yes actually, nervous laughter.
Then. A thought. A smirk.
It was a pretty good salad if I may say so myself. He though so as well.
Well Miss Doll, I am starving now. Fucking love that the BF’s BFF has you in his belly right now. Fucking hot as fuck! Love it. Welcome back. All the previous winners are officially submitted now. Dirty dirty girls.