On the First Day of Christmas…I put a frozen banana in my pussy.
I’m staying in our family home for vacation, and we didn’t have bananas or cucumbers in the kitchen. Then I remembered we were saving some bananas for a dessert in the freezer. I know the banana is smaller than normal ones, but I’m small too so it’ll probably be a tight fit. With no one home for the next few hours, I put a timer on my phone for 30 minutes. Since I normally can’t get off by penetration when masturbating, I figured I could manage 30 minutes.
I laid my little ass down on the couch and spread my legs wide open. Nervous of the chill, I slid that sucker into my tight little pussy anyways. I gasped and said “Oh fuck!” from the coldness but kept going anyways. I started pumping it slowly and I was making tiny little moans as I felt the ice brush against my G-spot.
10 minutes go by and I decide I should start going a little faster and then looked at your blog while doing so 😉
Now I’m at 20 minutes. I’m moaning as I’m thinking of my Daddy fucking me as rough as you write in your posts. By now the banana isn’t freezing but it’s still very cold. My pussy clenches tighter around the banana and I start going even faster.
30 minutes are up and I haven’t orgasmed 🙁 so I pumped that banana harder as I rubbed my clit and let out an enormous moan as I came all over it. Now it’s cold and cummy.
Remembering that I have to eat this, and it’s frozen solid, I decide to put in the microwave, along with the rest of them and made fried banana (yes, it’s technically a dessert). Because of how thick it is, I had to cut it in half to wrap and fry them. So I’ll be eating a half and someone else will as well, not knowing what happened to that banana prior.
Damn this story is hot. Actually, it’s freezing fucking cold, Miss Wallflower. That must have been even more intense to experience than it was to read. And fried bananas? Sounds fucking amazing.