On the first day of XXXmas. Tomato, Tamato…
I wasn’t going to do this because my monthly friend is in for a visit but my ex just knows how to push the right buttons to flip my wicked switch.
He has an attitude all morning, rubs it in my face how I’m still single, acts like he’s gods gift to women, and expects me to make him tacos for lunch?
I bought some firm Romas yesterday so I decided one of those would do nicely. I grab it from the fridge and go straight to the bathroom. After some clean up to be able to take pictures, I take the still cold tomato and begin to tease the edge of my hole with it, I’m used to cold things inside my pussy after having ice cubes shoved in there every few months for 3 years.
I pull up tumblr and begin to scroll through reading other submissions for XXXmas when I begin to use the tomato inside and begin to poke and prod around looking for that spot.
I find it and just start going to town, then right as I’m getting close I stop and let myself cool down so I can last the 30 minutes.
I continue to scroll through reading the stories until I come across the showtime one, then I start pushing the tomato in to hit the spot over and over and over until I finally cum all over it with a long groan.
I clean up myself and the bathroom and wash off the tomato before heading to the kitchen to make his damn tacos.
20 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch watching TV and enjoying his tacos. I ask him it the tomatoes are alright because they felt a little firm and may be under ripe.
He tells me they’re pretty good for winter tomatoes and I have to stop myself from laughing.
(So by this point people are probably thinking I’m a psycho but he well deserved that and more. 2 weeks before he ended the relationship he told me to plan our wedding, a week before he ended it he told me I could plan it at Disney – my 2nd dream wedding location, the day he ended it we had amazing before work sex, then while on break he tells me that he never loved me and was leaving me – I found out later that night that he left me for another woman).
This is fucking gold! He didn’t deserve you washing it, in my opinion. LMFAO. Fucking dying laughing!!! Im totally doing a revenge task if I do this shit again. I loved it. Fuck him. Priceless, Miss Satisfaction. Just fucking priceless.