Office sex. After hours, lunch break, middle of that meeting you bailed on. Covering her mouth so the moans don’t attract the wrong kind of attention.
I have had amazing office sex. Twice, so far.
The first time was at my former agency (I work in advertising). A bunch of us had gone out for drinks one summer afternoon at the bar next to our office. I was three or four drinks in when I threw the idea at my then boyfriend who worked there as well.
The decision was based around the fact that almost no one would still be there. We snuck back in and quickly realized open concept floorplans are not ideal places to fuck. So we made our way to the executive bathrooms on the top floor. Running into two co-workers and a security guard along the way (me giggling maniacally the whole time).
It was everything that would make you proud. Passionate, carefree, rough, tender, fun. Two people so wrapped in each other they were beyond caring that the wrong person needing to piss could get them both fired.
Though the boyfriend and I have parted ways, that exchange is a fondest memory, one that brings a lip bitten smile to my face. The shared dare of encouraging each other to say fuck work life balance, and take what pleasure you can from your 9 to 5.
Thank you @herveryown for the very first written submission of the new blog. I agree: office sex is one of the biggest turn ons and unfortunately one experience that has escaped me. Then again, I have a home office.