Fuck it. Why not?
I’ve covered every other topic in here, from dick size to preparing for anal to ass-to-mouth to paying for sex and everything in between, so why not dive right into the topic all girls think about but hate to talk about, right?
People often ask me, “Oh Sovereign Prince Of Thy Orgasms TRD, howth art thou feel about thy pokey pokey while thy woman is all, how do you say, ragged out?”
To which I retort, “Fucking Seriously Dude? Who gives a fuck? Seems pretty natural to me. I couldn’t give two shits about her natural cycle”. Should she care about yours, Mr Man Period?
The truth is, I never have been “grossed out” by it, but at the same time, I kinda hate Period Sex, not because of some lame ass “gross factor”, but because I am addicted to delivering orgasms, and foreplay helps me get there. I love eating pussy and fingering and just really getting all exploratory with everything at my disposal.
And period sex limits my options. Plain and simple.
So less orgasms, more anal, and no eating pussy and fingering hard kinda makes the whole thing less intense, because I want to destroy her and I feel like I am giving her a half-assed performance.
And no fucking way is it “Blowjob Week”. Fuck that. She isn’t servicing me so I can get off and she gets TRD’s half ass performance.
I am here to serve her. Not the other way around. One of the best things about it is being able to relieve some cramps for her.
So in conclusion, Period Sex is not gross at all but normal and natural, and any guy that gets the willies from it should have his man card revoked, on the spot. However, it still is not as good because I don’t get to go as crazy on her as I’d like. Foreplay is severely limited and I see foreplay as half the fun.
Blowjob week becomes anal week because when the painters are in, use the back door.