The funk soul brother is staring at three GIFs of a world that might as well be filmed on Mars because it seems like a world he’ll never visit.
Is it inevitable that Miss Thang will always want me all to herself? Well nobody is going balls deep in my lady but me so I guess I’ll be a hypocrite just one more time and fantasize about what will never happen just long enough to rub one out at the thought of my ménage à try again.
Eh. So be it.
I think I’d just fuck it up anyways devouring Miss Thang and getting lost face deep in her labia while Miss Wait Your Turn just gets mad cause I don’t do passion part-time.
Give me one pussy and I’ll run it off a cliff. Give me two and I’ll just feel bad for the chick fingering herself as she watches you crawl across the bed trying to get away from my angst.
God knows you ain’t eating anybody’s pussy with any sense of focus once I get my motor revved up.
Nope. Just rub your clit and wait your turn. I’m almost done wrecking this girl and then I’ll see if I have any gas left in the tank.
Don’t hold your breath. I don’t know how to go nice and easy anymore.