Now a fucking housewife with three ungrateful people barking orders at her. Two who she drops off at school, one who might roll over every once in a blue moon for the immensely unsatisfying half-drunk stick his dick in her moments that she has come to loathe.
When did sex become passionless? When did the Cool Bad Boy she married turn into a fucking dork with no libido who plays video games like he is fucking twelve years old instead of fucking his still hot ass wife?
And then he cheated. Bad move dummy. “You think I like ignoring every guy that clearly has eyes for me while I haven’t cum from sex in, what, six years?”
“How fucking sad every time I go into the bathroom after we fuck and masturbate so I can cum?” This is the world I live in.
Thank god you are a moron and don’t know shit about computers. And I have a little app called Tinder now. “So, when you were away visiting your fucking mommy, I found a sitter and a friend.”
She thinks, my new friend is a “good friend” indeed. “He fucks my little mouth until my eyes water.” He rubs her little clit until her knees buckle. He fingers her G until she soaks the marital bed.
He rims her little ass until she giggles. He fucks that tight little pussy until she cums and cums and cums. And he fucks that little ass until she screams.
Best be taking care of your ladies, men. And best be taking care of your men, ladies.
There are a lot of Romantic Dominant’s out there that will gladly take your wife off your hands for you for the day.
We can always Use … a good friend.