Aunt Flo usually pays a visit every month, but the good thing is that she always brings Uncle Buttsex with her, so that is my recommendation – when the painters are in, use the back door. I am sure some anal and clit action can keep you plenty happy for a 5-day stint. Go buy some enemas and a “open for business” sign and have a weekend at it.
Personally, I never given a damn about period sex to begin with – throw a towel down and just block it out of your head. There is no better way to make a woman’s cramps go away than fucking her well. Midol doesn’t have shit on a good, deep dicking.
However, period sex limits my options on foreplay because I love eating pussy and driving my fingers deep inside a vagina – hey, what can I say, I am an explorer. I am like the Christopher Columbus of the cervix, so it kind of sucks to have to wait, but just like Columbus, I also really love butt sex. Maybe our textbooks were different. #home-schooling-isn’t-for-everyone