SO. I get to work. Thinking I could do the flirting task. Then I realize THERE IS NO ONE AT MY JOB I CAN FLIRT WITH.
They’re all prudes. That’s mean. They’re really nice people. Well except one. But she’s ugh. Moving on.
So then I got to thinking maybe a customer. I know we normally have some that come in that look amazing. I could flirt with them.
No problem right? Well they’d have to come IN.
Everyone is basically off today so no one is coming in. So I’m thinking okay. Maybe after work but I’m going to the movies I could flirt with the cashier.
NOPE. I already have my ticket and I never buy any food or drink *sigh* Then it came to me.
Why not flirt with my boss? She’s cute. Literally looks like Stephanie McMahon (don’t know who that is? Look her up) Now I have to decide HOW.
Normally my flirting techniques are nonexistent. I don’t know how to do it. Seriously. I just talk to people like normal and then I have a new friend and then it turns into something more.
So this was going to be hard since Daddy’s task said to “flirt heavily with the same sex”.
This will be hard since I can’t sit in her lap.😧
So fast forward to now. I cannot flirt. I’m so awkward.
I tried touching her arm. Getting the convo somewhat sexual.
Tried moving past her so my boobs would rub against her on purpose or leaning over her so they’re in her face.
But I guess I’m not cut out for flirting😂😂😂 I think I get a big F for this task.
But points for ninja pics?
Points indeed, but not full. Can’t really reward not doing it, but it still is sexy as hell to see you try and work through the mental anguish and write about it. And yeah, I know Stephanie McMahon…total fucking hottie.