No offense taken. At all. It is a compliment. I am me and the people I like most in this world tend to be smart asses too. I am still a softie in many ways, but I tend to think being a sweetheart is for pussies if you can’t be a dick too. It’s kind of more of a prize by the way to a woman when I am jerk, yet a big giant pushover for a woman’s perfume or something.
My old best friend, who is longer with us, was by far the biggest dick I’ve ever met. He just did it so well that he’d make your super-Christian aunt laugh at some joke about your 3rd friend having a totally small dick or something.
That to me is the pinnacle of sarcasm – to do it so well that you get people hating the fact that they are laughing at something so vile and wrong – but they fucking do it anyways and then laugh at the fact they are laughing. That is the best. Looking over at somebody at some horrific shit you just said, and they are laughing, and you laugh at them and tell them they are fucked up for laughing.
Sarcasm is the best. Canned jokes usually suck. They are about as useful as Anne Frank’s drum kit.