I have a soft side that was deliberately put there by the world’s most loving mother. Sometimes I hate it.
I have a dark side too. I actually enjoy being an asshole when people deserve it. That part I don’t hate so much.
I suppose everyone is like that to a degree.
Mr. Nice Guy meets Mr. Fuck Off If You Don’t Like It.
I love to make you feel my intense admiration and passion. I love to embarrass men who don’t pay child support. I love to open your door for you. I love to point out that your lawn isn’t going to mow itself.
I love to kiss you, like I mean it.
I love to laugh like a total dick when somebody at work complains about their raise and I ask them where the fuck they were every Saturday.
I enjoy it all.
But what I really really really enjoy, is to bring these versions of me together, at the exact same moment, when you are naked.
A smile of admiration to the face I just slapped with my dick. An open mouth passionate kiss while I finger your lower half with anger behind it. I eat your pussy and stare hate into your eyes when I do it.
I bind you, with care. I spank you while I adore you. I hold you down by the neck and thank God you exist.
I fuck you, hard and fast and rough as I can, while I slow dance with your heart.
I am a nice asshole. The sweet dick.
And you fucking love every bit of it.
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