Tbh I think you should get Snapchat too, you’re cool enough to have Instagram now apparently
Ew. Snapchat is like the saddest App ever. All so I can put bunny ears on my head? No fucking thank you.
I am way past cool enough to have Snapchat. Instagram and Twitter at least don’t suck as nearly as much, but I wouldn’t have either of them probably unless Tumblr hadn’t gone and got all Rick Santorum on me. Now I am being forced into the world of social media to keep in contact with the followers, who I actually do care about.
But why the hell would I want Snapchat? It’s like a “selfie-improvement” slash “communicate-with-total-strangers” App. That sounds absolutely horrific.
“Hey, here is my face. I’ll never really know you. Check out me with Roger-Rabbit-esque cartoon horse’s tongue filter.” Ugh. I am a grown man. That just cries sad and desperate.
Facebook can lick my balls too for that matter. I am actually far too cool for that shit. I don’t care what people’s kids are doing or what my racist/homophobic aunt who is “going to heaven” and cloaks her hate in Christianity has to say about the upcoming election cycle. I stomach that shit on holidays and that is too much.
Nope. I got smut on Tumblr for 2 more days. Let the BDSM pics fly free and I’ll slap some words under it to make you ladies all drippy-drippy.
“Read my words – rub your hooha – leave me be.” That should be my family crest. ?
Thanks, @heavensent-dontyoudareforget – you have to be one of my favorite people here, by the way.