Well, let the fun begin. Each day will have a new task, from Thursday 12/14 through Christmas Day,
and where it makes a fun slight play on the song we all know and love and forget the last parts of.
I had some good help with the
ideas – thank you, btw. Tried to make the list interesting and fun at the same time. Hope you all like it. Each day at Midnight, I will post the current day’s Task.
Simple Rules: Very
Simple This Time.
- Everyone gets to be anonymous, no matter what. No
extra points for your name.
- Please submit via the “Submission”
link. It will be re-posted anonymously, unless you state explicitly otherwise.
- 1 Point for story. 1 Point for proof (either a
pic, a video, or audio). Only 2 points max. per day. NOTE: don’t get hung up on
the competition part; just have fun. That being said, 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place get their stocking stuffed, and I know how much you all love being
stuffed. That will be in the form of your Amazon wish list or something else being filled by your perverted Santa.
- Some tasks will be hard to capture a pic, so don’t worry about those days or just send something sexy in.
- All people MUST BE 18+. Should be obvious.
- If you are wanting to submit a video or audio, email it to firstname.lastname@example.org
Day 1: Partridge in a
Pear Tree. (Thursday 12/14). Pear trees symbolize Immortality and the Partridge
was the servant to Athena, goddess of fertility. And a pear is fucking pear.
So, Immortality = forever. Fertility = your pussy. Pear = fruit / vegetable.
Task Instructions for Day 1:
- Masturbate – for as long as you can manage,
straight through. If you have a super busy day, I understand, but shoot for
30 minutes solid.
- The twist – you need to use a vegetable or fruit,
and you need to eat it, when you are done.
- The other twist – since we
are talking fertility, we are talking penetration, so YOU CANNOT TOUCH YOUR
CLIT. Yeah, I am a dick. G-spot and O-spot ladies, not the clit. Try to cum, but I know some can’t this way. After you cum or after your available time is up, then you can rub
that clit, but only then.
- Remember – be clean about it. Wash anything that
goes in you; condom if you are totally heebed out by the idea. Cucumber is probably the best.
- Write about it is essential. This is true for all tasks.
Day 2: Two Turtle
Turtle doves are a symbol of friendship, so this involves a friend.
Now, they don’t have to know it involves them, but they can. It can be a girl or
guy, but not your partner.
Task Instructions for Day 2:
- I will give you an option: (1) call
a friend OR visit with her/him – your choice. Talk about how you are submissive. Talk about threesomes. Insinuate things. Leave it vague or be blunt, your call. Since some of you this is too close to home, the second option is:
- (2) Call a friend (or visit). Masturbate, with porn on (volume can be off), and orgasm, while talking. Preferably with a loud toy so you worry the whole time that they know you are doing it. At least 3 times, they have to hear you moan.
- Optional parts: If you have a very very
understanding friend, maybe familiar with the blog or somebody you can
introduce to it – maybe have her watch or tell her about it while over the
phone. Or tell her/him afterwards – “hey, I came just now”. Include their response. This part is not necessary, but is hot.
Day 3: Three French
. Well, French immediately means French Maid in my book, so today is dress up sexy day. Maybe you don’t have a French Maid outfit – that is fine. Black lace or white lace, or any lace you may have or anything that is sexy. Hens means two things = eggs, and it is the symbol for charity. So yep, you are going out in public.
Task Instructions for Day 3:
- Dress sexy, underneath and hopefully above as well.
- If you have a vibrating egg toy, ben wa balls, or just a standard vibe, I want it inside you while you venture out. I want you wet and nearly cumming.
- The charity part? Give, something sexual, to a stranger. Maybe giving your wetness to an unknowing stranger. Maybe your hand is wet from just rubbing yourself and you shake his hand. Maybe you put a straw inside you at Starbucks and put it back. Maybe a pen at work that somebody will use. Maybe, you just make a strange man or woman feel extra wanted that day – it’s about giving. Remember: Give, something sexual, to a stranger. A feeling. Anything intimate.
- Remember: details.
Day 4: Four Calling Birds.
Pick up the phone, ladies. Yeah, again.
Task Instructions for Day 4:
- Pick up the phone, call a stranger. Use a blocked line if needed.
- Masturbate while you are in conversation – TO COMPLETION or until the conversation ends. Somehow turn the conversation to something subtly sexual or very sexual. Get creative.
- Optional: at the end, tell the person what you did. Sexy pic or audio will suffice for 2nd pt.
Day 5: Five Golden Rings
. Five is the play here. Five orgasms. Five very very different orgasms. Five different places. Five different ways.
Task Instructions for Day 5:
- Five orgasms, ladies.
- Each one different.
- Different toy.
- Different room.
- Maybe at work, on the way home, in bed, in the front yard, in the bath, etc.
- Just different.
Day 6: Six Geese a Laying
. I can’t think of shit here with Geese so I am making you go for a drive with your pussy exposed, because I am a dick.
Task Instructions for Day 6:
- Get in your car.
- Pull your skirt up with no panties or panties aside, or your pants off full down. Nighttime is the easiest option. Freeway is hot too. OK to cover up at stoplights, but only then.
- Finger yourself as you drive around town or use a toy.
- Minimum 5 minutes. Preferably more.
Day 7: Seven Swans a Swimming
. Water Fun! And because you haven’t really edged yet, that too, because yep, I am a dick.
Task Instructions for Day 7:
- Edge, for a good long while. 30 minutes minimum.
- Then, in the tub’s faucet, shower head, or Jacuzzi jets, bring yourself an intense orgasm.
- Get in the tub ready to explode, then release.
- Public is extra hot.
UPDATE: Tasks 8 through 12
ADDED POINT FOR AUDIO/VIDEO FOR TASKS 8-12, with special rules on Task 9, Task 10, and Christmas Day.
Day 8: Eight Maids a Milking. (Thur 12/21). Obviously this is all about your tits, ladies. We are going to push them to the brink, like never before.
Task Instructions for Day 8
- Clamp your nipples, pinch them, or just play with them a lot more than you every have as you masturbate. Like a lot more. I mean, a lot.
- How I want you to masturbate: incorporate riding something and grinding your clit or having a toy inside you. Get your pussy going crazy, then play with those boobs.
- Run ice over them (if you want).
- Just be creative with your tits.
Day 9: Nine Ladies Dancing
. Time to break out the video and see how sensual you can be.
Task Instructions for Day 9:
- Film yourself, stripping. Do an extremely hot sexy nasty-as-fuck, stripper dance, starting in sexy clothes and ending fully naked, fucking yourself with a toy.
- Basically, film your own personal porn, in which you start like a stripper, and end like a porn star.
- Send it. Delete it. I don’t care. It’s for you. But before you delete it, if you do, you have to watch it.
- And you have to play to it.
- Points on Task 9:
- 1 Point for Story
- 1 Point for Pic of your outfit, on you or on the bed.
- 1 Point for an Audio/Video of you playing to it, or the idea of it if you only have one device.
Day 10: Ten Lords a Leaping
(Sat 12/23). Leaping? Fuck if I know. One person who offered up some ideas mentioned double penetration. Batter up, cupcake.
Task Instructions for Day 10:
- Two toys.
- One in Each Hole.
- Mouth, Ass, OR Pussy.
- Get creative if you are short on toys.
- Prop yourself up on the bed if you can and bounce a bit while you rub your clit with both holes stuffed.
- Cum, hard.
- Twist: record the audio. Email it of you want. Delete it if not. But you have to listen to it. IPhone’s “Voice Memos” or Android’s “Voice Recorder” works great.
- Points on Task 10:
- If you are uncomfortable with the double-action photo, a pic in general is fine of the idea (i.e. two toys on the bed), and just as sexy, so don’t worry.
- Audio or video is key for 3rd pt though. And I personally think audio is just as, if not more, hot.
Day 11: Eleven Pipers Piping
(Sun 12/24 – Christmas Eve). I want Loud. I want Pipe. I want Pipe Guzzling and Piping Loud.
Task Instructions for Day 11:
- I want you, practicing Deepthroating to a gagging intensity.
- Masturbate while you do.
- Deepthroat practice should be on a jelly dildo, vegetable, toothbrush, or anything you can hold onto that will drive you mad and not get lost in your throat.
- The loud twist: It
should be loud enough that potentially someone else may hear, meaning, you have to do it, with another person in a nearby room. Locked door is totally OK.
- Standard 3 pt rules system.
Day 12: Twelve Drummers Drumming.
(Mon 12/25 – Christmas Day). know you will be short on time. Drumming means two things to me. Spanking & beating like a drum.
Task Instructions for Day 12:
- That means I want red marks on your ass or tits or both, from self-spanking yourself, and I want your clit pounding with a heartbeat.
- As your ass is stinging, ice it.
- Then ice your clit.
- Bonus points: masturbate alone, or have sex or oral with your partner, at the family outing.
- 4 Points Possible Day:
- 1 – Story
- 1 – Pic
- 1 – Audio or Videio
- 1 – Family outing.
I hope to see you all in the Holiday spirit. I have a busy three weeks with work so be patient in my post response times. I apologize if it takes me a couple hours to post your submissions.