But, Only Once…
Penis Size. Hooray! A topic that always garners attention from all men and large-pussied size queens alike.
As I did some unnerving Google research on the length and girth of the ole’ twig and berries, I came across an article on Male Sexual Statistics that has a ton more topics that are all worth a read. See the Source for the link.
So what I found is that as extremely troubled Doctors in white lab coats pulled out the tape measure while simultaneously stroking men and keeping them hard (not really), they wrote a well-executed study on dick size. Here is my review of the movie. I give it 5 ½ stars.
The vast majority – like over 95% of US men all are within 2 inches of each other, with the average giant meat hog coming in around 5 ½ inches. And don’t go getting all ‘Well I don’t live in the United States, mate’. The rest of the world is not much different so hold your average penis for a second.
For example, Europe and the US combined, the Brits are slightly smaller than us massive studs in the US. Maybe stay away from the Earl Grey, Chappy. Besides the Polish men have the biggest hogs, or poles (ba-dum-ch); I guess it is somewhat of a consolation prize for all those lightbulb jokes.
Canadians were probably lumped in with the United States because they are basically like the 51st State (they love it when you call them that). LOL.
Besides, we are talking a difference of a fraction of an inch across the board, so don’t be all ‘But my bloody wanker is quite impressive, Bugger.’ I am sure it is, Prince Charles, I am sure it is.
Oh yeah, I guess I need to preface this: an “inch” is a form of measurement for those of you who speak communism so just see it as plus or minus 1-2 cm after translating it from freedom.
Could I be more of a dick? Anyways, back to the dick and tape measure….
Worldwide Africans rocks the biggest meat (about an inch more), Latin America is about the same as us Gringos, and (Asia/India) about an inch less on average. These are just averages so ease back from the crane kick stance.
What? You don’t believe me? Just go start grabbing strangers penises and you will see I am right.
But in all seriousness, what I found is most guys – of all races – are about the same and well within the ability to pound enough inches deep into a pussy and hit the O spot and A spot – meaning – you can give a woman an orgasm with any run of the mill dick as long as you know how to use it.
And even really small guys – like the 1 percenters such as Mitt Romney – can still hit a woman in the G if you do some gymnastics shit.
Bottom line is – all you should give a fuck about is making a woman cum.
That’s all they give a fuck about. There is even study’s supporting that as well – that men care far more about dick size than women. Unless you have a mammoth whore cunt, of course, but that goes without saying.
So guys, stop worrying about your fucking wanker and maybe learn what the fuck an O spot is dummy. Or a G spot. Or an A spot. Or the X spot (OK, I made that one up).
Or the clit. Or how to eat pussy. Or how to make a girl squirt. Or how to do anal right. Or million other things.
Your dick is plenty fine.
Unless, of course, you are British.