Health Services might be needed for your Ace Hardware infections too. Stick to sex toys built for sex, dear coed.
Saving up for some decent latex is better than sheet metal splinters in your hoo-ha. Just chince on your vape habit for a week coed, and you’ll be fine.
Seriously a hardware store? Sure scarves and spatulas; just if you buy rope, make sure it is nylon graded for skin contact. You don’t want that shit in your skin.