What’s got two thumbs and is very good at making you crumble into a wet mess?
What’s got two thumbs and eats Kitten for each meal, but is always starving?
What’s got two thumbs and knows just the right amount of pressure to apply, to everything?
It doesn’t stop until you fall down.
It doesn’t quit until you shake.
It won’t leave until you scream and curl up and shout it’s name
Fine. I’ll tell you.