Update on the foals: my lovely yard owner has let me use a field and a stable for free (bc I’m broke as fuck lol but would sell a kidney to pay for them) but on the condition that they’re named Gary, Mark and Howard. Yeah, like Take That.
Hah! LMFAO. The super lame band “Take That”. I could not have come up with a better trio. You are the best!
I didn’t even know who the hell they were because…well, I am actually proud that I didn’t know who they were.
I Googled them and they looked like a bad version from across the pond of an already bad version a boy band in the Backstreet Boys, so of course I clicked play on their top hit, “Back For Good”, and wouldn’t you know it, now I am singing that high-pitched shit in my head (and a little out loud). Damn it!
Do you know how lame I look? A middle-aged man, with a beard nonetheless, singing “Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn’t mean it, I just want you back for good”. I hope I don’t have a lot of errands to run.