Cause I’m not da da da da da da solo.
That’s right kitten. Daddy wakes up early cause this motherfucker works hard every damn day. In fact, the only thing that wakes up earlier is my partner in crime. No, not you. My hard dick.
And my bladder which makes for an interesting vision as I arch my ass up in the air and practically have sex with the toilet because my dick is pointing at Polaris and I’m more heebed out by drops on the rim than any girl I know. No fucking way I miss. Welcome to the world of a man.
But back on point. Morning sex? You fucking know it. The hard thing that has been poking you between your butt cheeks all night. Well it’s not all that uncommon for me to finish work about 1 am or to get up at 5:30 so as you lay there in your peaceful slumber, get used to the idea that there is a raging bundle hormones with a hard cock about to tap it against one of your holes as a primitive wake up alarm clock for you.
As I see those eyes adjust to the light, that’s my invitation. To grab you, ever so firmly, and run my spit-soaked hand right up against your pussy lips and slide myself right inside your unprepared not-quite-wet-yet basket of nerve endings.
And you fucking love every second of it. You love to know I can’t fathom the thought of seeing you in your bra and panties, wrapped up in a comforter, as I get out of the shower and head to work. You love knowing the sight of your feminine form kills me. Gonna be late? Who – fucking – cares.
Just remember, Saturday is my sleep in time. And I take power naps. So wake me up, baby doll. With your mouth wrapped right around my tip and your eyes meeting mine.
That a girl. Just like that. Good girl.