My ideal day? This an awesome question.
My ideal day looks like this:
– up at 6am. Spooning a naked beautiful woman, preferably one I am wed to. I wake her up with my mouth over her clit, and deliver 5 or 6 orgasms to her by 6:30 am. Tell her to go back to bed.
– Make a cup of coffee that most people would cringe at drinking because it looks like a Guinness. Dash of half and half.
– Take a shower. Have fun on my dick region. Shave every piece of hair I don’t want on my head, face, base of my shaft, and balls.
– Crack open my laptop, check my email, and find out I won a contract and put 50 people to work with a multi-million dollar business contract award.
– Make a spinach and egg quiche. Go wake up the lady and my daughters and serve it to them.
– Go to church. Get moved. Get teary-eyed when the music strikes a chord and I feel the presence of God in me. Learn. Believe. Remember why.
– Come home. Mow the lawn.
– Go swimming. Play with the kids and the lady and act like a total dumbass. Do it with a Stella or 2 in my bloodstream.
– Go inside and eat my lady’s ass, pussy, and fuck the living daylights out of her with the animalistic passion that only is there a few Stellas in me and a ton of pride.
– Take a nap. Watch pornhub and jerk off when I lay down. Edge an orgasm for 15 minutes then explode. Crash as a result.
– Wake Up. Grill a steak with corn on the cob.
– Go to the gym. Lift cause cardio sucks balls. Justify it to myself because I swam or something. Ignore the fact that I have a gut.
– Write a few posts on my Tumblr blog about my life and what sex means to me. See that middle America is touching their pussies and grab my dick when I do.
– Jerk off to some strange lady from across the globe. Build up more passion for the next real time.
– Go to bed. Spoon. Clit rub to start the scene. Cuffs on her. Hitachi on her clit. Jelly dildo in her pussy and a cock in her ass and watch her cum her 12th orgasm of the day. Listen intently as she worships the ground I walk on while holding her pussy saying “how the fuck do you know how to do what you do?”
– Fall asleep making her laugh at some dumb shit on the TV. Wake up. Do it all again.