What phobias do you have?
Rats, Snakes, Fox News, and Texans making Mexican Food.
Seriously though, rats freak me the fuck out. I used to live on a golf course and there were tons of date palms, and one or two of those fucking rats found their way in my attic, so I hired an exterminator to seal every vent in the entire house with wire mesh.
I learned way too much about rats because of this. Did you know rats are almost blind? So they piss everywhere as they walk so they can find their way around. If you kill one and don’t get it soon enough, the others will eat the corpses, then carry on like they didn’t just eat their family. Disgusting.
One pair of brown rats can produce as many as 2,000 descendants in a year. They are the worst animals in the world. Ugh. Snakes creep me out because I have seen way too many rattlesnakes growing up, and they fucking kill people.