Ok, the short winded stuff first. Dog is a small one (I’ll leave it at that) and I don’t really like pizza, other than New York Style from a legit NYC pizza place. Chicago style pizza is a fucking crime. Watch John Stewart’s take on NY vs Chicago pizza on the Internet – I am right there with him.
Now on the important question – what cut of meat? There is only one right answer here and people who disagree are dead to me.
Ribeye is the right answer. Now some would say Filet Mignon because it is tender and lean, but don’t listen to them – they suck as humans. This is the rich women on diets version of eating beef.
Ribeye is the most flavorful by a mile and biting into a steak is like no other meat in the world. It’s like your mouth had an orgasm if grilled right. And people who buy chuck steak should just wait outside McDonald’s for them to throw away their scraps, because it probably tastes the same.
Chicken sucks. But I eat it because if I eat red meat every day I’ll be dead. I might as well go Vegetarian, which I might one day; the idea of killing animals makes me feel like shit and I really don’t like anything other than good beef, except lamb, both which are bad for me.
Now milk and cheese? Don’t fuck with my milk and cheese. Vegan will never happen.