Great question. Gotta love embarrassing moments.
Well, there was that one amateur home sex video that got posted to YouPorn a couple weeks back of me eating pussy, fingering a woman, having full on sex in HD quality. Very close up and intense. That was pretty embarrassing to have get out there, since all my followers could witness the words I write on video.
Haha…just fucking with you.
I imagine my response is somewhat colorless though when compared with other people’s stories. I have a few that come to mind, all from when I was younger.
Looking back, the very first time I had sex was kind of embarrassing. It took me forever to “get it in”. Like forever. Like probably 15-20 minutes. We were missionary and she had the personality of a wet towel and would never just “grab my dick” and “ride it”. She had had sex before, even if only once or twice. I didn’t know you needed to spit to ease it in (I was 15), she was tiny, and I just kept trying and it was like my dick was just hitting a wall. Finally she climbed on and went for a ride. And it was the best thing ever.
And I guess eating a girl’s pussy so bad when I was you she had to ask me to instead suck her tits, because she “liked that more”. Yeah, sure. It was super awkward to have that conversation. Nonetheless, I fucked her really well for that age, so I am OK with that memory overall.
And maybe jerking off so much and with the GF’s lotion back when I was in my 20s, with Bath and Body Works crap that is full of alcohol. Yes. I had like a dick that looked like an snake shedding it’s skin. Try explaining that to a young girl when you go to have sex again. I imagine it went like this..”Well, babe, you know how your Pearberry and Juniper Breeze seems to be going faster than you’d expect it to. Well. You know...”