“Tomorrow.” It’s always the perfect date to get things done. It’s the perfect date to deal with shit. Unless it’s sex. Then “today”. Today would be the perfect “date” for that.
OK. Smart-ass shit aside.
I don’t date, so I really don’t have a “go to” date. I am however, not a moron, so I have that going for me. Honestly, a date is the same as just hanging with your friends – because at the end of the day you will need to enjoy their company.
I’d say, the perfect date – early on in a relationship – can be (a) something casual and fun, or (b) really nice and high-end, but it has to be different.
Both should be open-ended and allow the girl have an easy out, at any time, in case she hates you. For example, her car should be within walking distance or an Uber, at any time. All options need to include a dinner.
- The guy should always pay, no matter what. No matter what. Not dutch. Not “you cover the tip”. None of that shit.
- The guy, in my opinion, should order for the girl, pull her chair out, and know her drink and foods she likes ahead of time.
What not to do:
- Movies. Fuck going to movies on a date, early on in a relationship. That is 2 hours of lost communication and is a waste of valuable time.
- Clubs. Loud ass “thump thump thump” clubs. I hate these stupid places already. Yelling into my date’s ear is just gonna piss me off.