Here is the dealio, Miss Michigan.
- No Cumming on Game Week vs OSU, but excessive edging, every single day, until Game Day. Lucky for you, we just manhandled the Wolverines, so you have almost a year until that hell.
- If you win (which you won’t), you have one more week of edging. I want you rooting for the Buckeyes.
- Cum. Right now. To a Picture of Urban Meyer.
You got your orgasm.
I cannot torture you. It’s not who I am. But I sure like fucking with you.
Note to self: New Bucket List Item. Completely ruin a Wolverine fan in bed one day.