Easy. The ugly one. I’ve never really been with somebody I hate their personality, or their looks for that matter. But I could handle eating the pussy of a girl I could chill at Walmart with and sit on the bench and just people watch and make fun of strangers. Laugh at all the weirdos. Go home and watch Westworld and Game of Thrones. Yeah, that girl fuckin’ rocks. She deserves an orgasm. I may not feel a burning passion for her but she still fuckin’ rocks.
The super-hot “I’m so wonderful type” who thinks she is so perfect when she is a fucking dingbat, who stands around and doesn’t get the punchline to my always constant sarcasm, and then pouts all the time to get her way? Fuck her. I can’t stand her. I would edge her and then call Uber.